Some Jewish cooking going on

In her 40s my mother abandoned that staple of the Jewish kitchen, schmaltz. In my 40s I embraced it. I can’t really fault my mother. In the 1960s there was so much information about just how bad all those bad animal fats were for us that she was doing what seemed best for her family. Did I mention that animal fat was BAAAAD? Well, of course now we know for SURE (this is bound to change in the next 5 minutes…) that the hydrogenated vegetable fats that were substituted for yummy butter, chicken fat and lard that had been in every refrigerator for years were REALLY bad for us. Look up Nyafat.

I am quite concerned about the quality of ingredients I use, so I don’t purchase chicken fat – either jarred or frozen. I call my local Whole Foods Market and ask the butcher to save some fat from organic chickens as they break them down for sale. I put about a pound of fat in a small saucepan on the back of the stove with a little water to get it started rendering and leave it on simmer for hours until the only solids are little crispy bits. For those of you who don’t remember your Jewish grandmother rendering schmaltz these “Jewish cracklins” are called gribenes or grieven in Yiddish. It’s delicious (if maybe not so very good for you…). My mom used to add it to mashed potatoes. YUM!

I use this lovely clean fat to make my chopped liver and more importantly to fry latkes. For the latter I mix it about 1/2 and 1/2 with grape seed oil, which has a nice high smoke point. I’ll be making latkes with my two favorite girls – my great niece Cece and my lovely Amanda – in a couple of weeks so check back in for crispy Chanukah deliciousness.

Here’s the simplest of chopped liver.

Sauté onions in chicken fat. When they are starting to get brown add the livers and continue cooking until they are just cooked through.

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Cool and grind on the fine disk of a meat grinder. (Don’t use a food processor) Add salt and pepper to taste.

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I do buy organic chicken livers. The liver is a filter so any bad stuff a bird might be fed is going to end up in the liver. Also be sure the livers have not been frozen. Use a grinder, as any tough bits of tendon or vein will not end up in the final dish as they would if you used a food processor.

And just for good measure (and mushroom and barley soup later in the week) there’s a pot of chicken stock simmering on the back of the stove.

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Pretty Bird

(…use the inflection and pitch that a parrot would use)

My synagogue and a nearby church in West Hollywood serve Thanksgiving dinner to the seniors who live at Triangle Square each year. It’s truly a community effort with setup and service provided by volunteers from both congregations and others of us preparing the food and either dropping it off or sending it over with one of the volunteers. For the past few years I have contributed a turkey and here’s my selfish secret… I do this for a number of reasons, at least one of them self-serving:

  • I think it is incredibly important that every community honor its elders
  • I love to cook turkey and since I go to friends’ for dinner I don’t get to do that. I love what my house smells like with a big bird in the oven!
  • Here’s the most “me” reason of all – with the turkey cooked, rested, carved and out the door with Ed by 10 AM I already have a pot of stock on the stove.

I bought a 12 pound brined fresh bird from Trader Joe’s. Last night I took it out, unwrapped it, washed it and patted it dry. I seasoned it with lots of sage and thyme, put it on the roasting rack and left it uncovered in the refrigerator. Here’s how my morning went today:

  • 4:15 AM – Turkey out of the refrigerator to come up to room temperature
  • 5:00 AM – Oven on to preheat to 475°
  • 5:30 AM – The turkey goes into the oven (breast down!)
  • 6:00 AM – Drop the oven temp to 325°
  • 7:00 AM – Flip the bird
  • 8:45 AM – The thigh is at 175° and the breast 165°. The turkey comes out of the oven
  • Flip it again so that it does its 30 minute rest breast down

I carve pretty much every bit of meat off the bone. I take the breasts off whole so that I can carve them against the grain. I pack up the dark and white meat in foil and off it all goes to Triangle Square.

The bones go into the pot with celery, carrot, onion, sage, bay, thyme and S&P and the pan drippings go into a jar. On Saturday I will roast a turkey thigh on top of a pan of dressing and make gravy. On Sunday I’ll make vegetable barley soup.

Next up – pumpkin filled with everything good. Stay tuned…

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It’s only a ham-bur-ger!

I was a mess on Tuesday, so agitated about the election. All day… I ate too much sugar, couldn’t concentrate on work, ate too much salt in an effort to counter the sugar and then got stuck in the worst traffic! The traffic gave me a chance to evaluate my dinner choices since there wasn’t food in the house and I had to pack to come up to Portland. I finally decided to give Pasadena’s new Umami Burger a try. I was going to take it home but decided I wanted to eat it hot and fresh not on a soggy bun and cooled off. So I sat down in what, I’ve got to say, is one of the noisiest rooms I’ve ever been in. I ordered one of their “kombus” – a rather lame attempt at sounding Japanese. A burger with Stilton, caramelized onions and port in the patty. That came with a glass of a nice red blend (Syrah, merlot and Grenache) and sweet potato fries. I asked if I could have the smashed fried potatoes instead and was told that the combination was orchestrated and there were no substitutions. Okay, no problem. My burger arrived quickly enough with my fries. I asked the waiter if I could have some lettuce and tomato (apparently they didn’t come on that burger). Once again I was told that lettuce didn’t go on that burger. Come on and get real. I guess my look spoke volumes as the waiter said he would ask and did indeed come back with a slice of grilled tomato and a leaf of butter lettuce. It went very well on the burger…

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I love this schoolyard table but I don’t think I’ll be back there, certainly not if I want to carry on a conversation. And they’re way too precious about the ham-bur-ger!

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I’ve had it with this election

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. I can’t listen to the news. My TV is off. This is as close as I want to come to the presidential election right now. So here’s the 20th century – –

We know Taft ate, but apparently didn’t like to be photographed doing so.

I could barely find any photos of Wilson without his lips pursed much less eating…

Let’s just assume he ate the fish he caught.

Go Girl Scouts! Thank you Mrs. Coolidge.

A very fancy chicken in every pot.

It’s pronounced ‘chowdah’

Let them eat cake!

Let them eat ice cream!

Let them eat ice cream on a yacht.

Let them eat at a trough.

Is that really OK?

Hmmm – this is the first I’ve seen of hot dogs. I thought candidates had to eat a lot of hot dogs.

Another hot dog.

He’s even got McDonald vegetables to go with that burger

…and another burger

…and YET another burger

no comment.

And the next president of the United States:

Thanks to the New York Times for the idea for this completely silly waste of time.

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THE. BEST. COOKIE.

I had 4 of Carl’s bow-tie cookies left. I made a latte and sat down for a break with 2 of the cookies. Now, these cookies are really REALLY good. Carl brought them (along with a yummy good semolina & coconut cake) to shabbat dinner last weekend. It’s an old family recipe from his grandmother and I don’t think he’s sharing.

I ate the 2 cookies, dunking them in the piping hot latte. The spices in the super crisp cookies were perfect. They held up just right, keeping a crunch at the center even after the surface became soft. I had already decided that these were magical delights. Last Sunday after being stuck in traffic twice the previous day, I again found myself crawling, almost at a standstill, this time on a rural highway with no way out / no alternate route. I was truly bummed out. Then I remembered that I had stashed a couple of Carl’s cookies in the car. I took them out and bit into one – I was instantly OK. Not that I didn’t still care about the traffic, but I was now stuck in traffic and not pissed off. Magic cookies. We all need more of them in our lives.


The other 2 cookies? I ate them too. Now I’m sad. It’s now 4PM on the first day of Daylight Savings and the dusk is just starting to come on. This was a perfect day to eat these cookies.

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